Boston Electrolysis®: YOU CAN RUN BUT YOU CAN’T HIDE©

Author Kimberly Williams, R.E., Dean, Boston Electrolysis®, Scientific Writer©

THE OOZE POOL©

Gravity is one of the most powerful forces in the known universe and slime cannot resist it.

Gravity always drags the slime to the bottom of the sewage system otherwise known as the “OOZE POOL.” So when you find yourself or your business listed here it is not because you are not a do‑gooder or an angel, it’s because you joined the resident forces of slime and evil—yes, I said, “Evil.” The Ooze Pool is for you scam artists, bunko boys and girls, and fraud artists who knowingly inflict physical and emotional pain and financial loss and harm to a person or persons with an unwanted hair problem, which by the way makes you a menace to society.

Being listed on The Spotlight On Slime© clearly identifies you as an unwanted undesirable character commonly known as a sociopath. For the record, you will be listed here until you have rehabilitated yourself and demonstrated true remorse and that you have made restitution to your victims. So people, The Spotlight on Slime© is “The Court of Last Resort” where you the citizen can seek justice and have solace by exposing them and making them known to the public at large. Other folks can pass the word along that the Ooze Pool is exactly where the slime belongs. By doing this we can make it difficult if not impossible for them to steal from others, let alone the embarrassment they will suffer being stuck in the ooze pool.

Mission & Oath

The Spotlight On Slime has taken an oath of allegiance to expose all of you bottom‑feeding lowlifes who have victimized honest hard‑working people who have an unwanted hair problem from minor to severe.

This also includes all private, public and political forces that are out to undermine all the good work of state licensed and registered electrologists. Being a licensed and registered electrologist for twenty‑five years I’ve seen a lot of wrongs perpetrated by scam artists—otherwise known as criminals—who plague our profession and feed on the public like the vampires they are. These psychotic sociopaths will be exposed to The Spotlight on Slime©, which will give them a lifetime of shame, and they shall be marked for life.

The Spotlight On Slime© will be the consumer’s bully pulpit against evil and wrong‑doers, for this is the Court of Last Resort where you the people vote with the written word!

Who May Be Listed

Readers who are state licensed and registered electrologists or consumers can submit your articles and voice your complaints here. Please be aware that when you send your complaint to be slimed, for authenticity’s sake your name, address and telephone number—held in the strictest confidence—must be verifiable. Foul, rude and obscene language will not be accepted or used in any form or manner and will end up in the circular file. This is done in reverence because the English language blesses us with so many beautiful words to describe people of ilk and ill repute.

Beware of Data‑Selling Sites

Unlike other electrolysis consumer websites who are just gatherers of information who sell your privacy to spammers!

The Boston School Electrolysis™ will never sell your information to anybody—period. There are so many consumer electrolysis websites who claim to have your best interests at heart. So please bear in mind: if you visit a consumer electrolysis site that is not written by a state licensed and registered electrologist or a legitimate non‑profit corporation, that alone bears your scrutiny. In addition, if that consumer electrolysis website does not have a storefront window listing the owner, a real physical address (not just cyberspace where nobody is home), a landline telephone, and a business license in the town or city where they conduct business, they are spammers who have already invaded your privacy by gathering information to sell it to the highest bidder. Do not be surprised if, after joining a forum or posting an article, you are spammed.

For your complaint to be considered for placement on The Spotlight on Slime© you must use your real name and address with verifiable telephone number and email address. Attachments and unidentifiable addresses such as iamalier@hotmail.com or letmefooyou@yahoo.com are deleted. Your name, email, address and telephone will not be printed unless requested.

To submit your complaint to the Spotlight On Slime©, send your email to spotlightonslime.com. Just click the link provided here and please keep your complaints factual, simple and to the point.

Future Publications

In the very future The Boston School of Electrolysis™, The Five Star Electrologist©, will publish a list of known scam artists, rip‑offs and degenerates as a public service regarding all forms of temporary hair removal. So if you have been a victim that has suffered permanent skin damage by a laser parlor I will publish your photograph and write an article in support of you.

Expert Witness Offer

In summation I, Kimberly Williams, R.E., Dean, now offer my services as an expert professional witness before a court of law involving litigation against laser hair removal malpractice.